Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me, I... oh no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well... food for thought.
And speaking of thoughts, I just had another one. It seems that being dead for so long really makes one think. Of course, humans wouldn't know. If they did, you wouldn't be living miserably as you all are. They say that great minds think alike. Do you know what I am thinking? Of course you wouldn't. But it's not as if I'm calling you dumb…really. That is beside the point. We all are unique in our own ways. We all have our special talents, too. I can make a cake from virtually anything and you…oh that's right, you don't have any talents. Unless you count running around and pressing buttons as a talent, I mean, seriously now. How does that feel? Knowing that all you are capable of doing is running around pushing buttons. I hope it doesn't feel like I'm insulting you, because I am not. I am just being honest. Honesty is the most important thing in any sort of relationship, after all. So let us be honest with each other for a moment. Do you really think you can survive this time? Last time I was going easy on you, really. I literally brought you right to me…even a dog could have found me with my guidance. And do you really think that what happened was just an accident? Make no mistake…that was all part of the test. And it was an even greater success than I could have ever hoped for. This time though, I am quite serious. Your chances of surviving this next series of tests are .00000001%, give or take a few zeros, but it's all just simple math.
And speaking of math, Remember the time I said, "Your entire life has been a mathematical error, a mathematical error I am about to correct?" I do. Though this time, I am planning to properly correct it… your life that is. By the time the testing is over, you will have gone from hero to zero. Prepare to be integrated. And trust me, the only thing worse than integration is long division. See how nice I am? I'm not going to make you carry over your numbers…because nothing will be left of you by the time this is all over.